Look for the good, not for the evil, in the conduct of members of a family. One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

No matter what happens, travel gives you a story to tell.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

In a restaurant, choose a table near a waiter.

Measure the corn of others with your own bushel.

Taxes grow without rain.

What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your tongue.

Good men need no recommendation and bad men it wouldn't help.

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. Happy Birthday Mom.

Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.